Post by C2W on Sept 1, 2015 9:16:17 GMT -5
C2W BREAKING NEWS: REGAL REQUIEM PRESS CONFERENCE
JUNE 3 2015
JUNE 3 2015
NEWS SCROLL: Crown Championship Wrestling Owner, Vincent Kennedy McMahon...
...and Chief Booker, Jamie Watts, call for a press conference to address Regal Requiem.
*Vince McMahon's music plays, cameras flash*
VKM: Ladies and gentlemen of the press, I thank all of you for coming out this afternoon. Ahead of us is one of the biggest pay-per-view events of the year, Regal Requiem!
VKM: There has been much speculation about the match card for this event. Which is why I have invited Jamie Watts, our Chief Booker, to make a few announcements regarding the card. However, I would like to make the first announcement. I formally accept Montel Vontavious Porter's six-man tag challenge and agree to his terms. That gang of misfits better be ready... So, without further adieu, I introduce to you the man responsible for C2W's Pic Fed title win, Jamie Watts!
*Jamie Watts music plays, cameras flash*
JW: Vince, thank you for that introduction. I am very proud of my ability to make groundbreaking matches that challenge people's expectations of the sports entertainment industry. And that is exactly why I am wearing this belt around my waist today. While the card is certainly subject to change, I have made a few matches that are sure to make C2W's Regal Requiem, the greatest event you've seen all year!
JW: The Samoan Bulldozer, Umaga, will step in the squared circle with either Kane or Samoa Joe. Umaga's opponent will be decided on the next installment of C2W Crush when Joe and Kane go head to head in a Tables Match! The team of Jeri-Show, our Tag Team Champions, will defend their belts against newly crowned #1 Contenders, The Radicalz. Sting will seek revenge against The Olympic Gold Medalist, Kurt Angle. And Mr. McMahon, General Manager, Shawn Michaels, and myself are weighing our options for the #1 Contender for the C2W World Championship.
JW: Speaking of championships. At Regal Requiem, the United States Champion, Eddie Guerrero, and the European Champion, William Regal, will take part in a title unifcation match. The winner will walk out with the Intercontinental Championship!
JW: Here to say a few words is the European Champion, William Regal!
*William Regal's music plays, cameras flash*
WR: Thank you oh so much Mr. Watts. You, like myself, are a man of honor and integrity.
WR: And that is exactly what this belt represents. Mr. Guerrero's barbaric and underhanded tactics will not fly against a champion of my caliber. And when I walk out of Regal Requiem with the Intercontinental title...
WR: the dishonest and foolish title reign of Eddie Guerrero will be no more. This country, this world will have a champion that they can be proud of and look up to.
JW: Thank you for those words, Mr. Regal. As I mentioned earlier, The Icon, Sting, will have the opportunity to exact revenge on the Olympic Gold Medalist. We have yet to hear from Sting, but we have the Olympic Gold Medalist here in the flesh. Please join me in welcoming Kurt Angle!
*Kurt Angle's music plays, cameras flash*
KA: Thank you, Mr. Watts. I'd actually like to take a few questions from the press.
PRESS: Mr Angle, in the past weeks, you have assaulted Sting from behind on multiple occasions. Because of this many viewers and reporters alike are speculating that you are fearful of the Icon Sting. Is this true?
KA: Listen, you pencil-necked geek! I am not afraid of some emo clown. You hear me! I fear no man. I don't care what corner Sting is lurking around! At Regal Requiem, I'm going to break his freaking neck! Next question.
PRESS: Kurt, many arena workers have reported spotting a dark figure in the rafters. Do you think Sting is to blame?
KA: I haven't seen that black and white freak in weeks. I don't care if I don't see him until Requiem. The same thing is going to happen. He's going to step in the ring with an Olympic machine.
KA: Each and every one of you know that I am the best competitor to enter a C2W ring in its entire history. And Sting's signing to C2W doesn't change that.
KA: I don't fear The Icon. I AM The Icon!
JW: Some big words by The Olympic Machine Kurt Angle.
JW: But there is nothing bigger than our next speakers. The team of Big Show and our World Heavyweight Champion, Chris Jericho, our Tag Team Champions, Jeri-Show!
*Jeri-Show's music plays, cameras flash*
CJ: Be sure to get my good side, fellas. Just kidding! Every side is Chris Jericho's good side. Good thig we sent our tag titles away for a polishing. The glare of flashes on gold would've blinded all of you bookworms. I wasn't going to open the floor for questions, but I'm in a good mood and baldy inspired me to do so. Hit me!
PRESS: Jericho, do you plan on participating in participating in both your Heavyweight Title match and Tag Title match? At the last pay-per-view we saw Big Show maintain the titles single-handedly.
CJ: Not to take anything away from the big man, but he was up against Goldrush. That team hasn't won in months. I could beat those assclowns with my hands tied behind my back. But to answer your question, I will be participating in both matches. But I'll let show do most of the heavy lifting. He wants me to remain champion just as much as I do. Next question.
PRESS: Chris, not too long ago, you promised that Big Show would get a shot at your title. When do you plan on keeping your word?
CJ: Woah, who let that guy in here?!
CJ: Did the Radicalz send you to make a rift between me and my buddy here? Big Show knows that me being champion is the best thing for us right now. The more gold we hold, the more power we hold. Simple as that.
CJ: Show has no problem staying in his place. Because of me, he gets to fly around the world on private jets, fornicate with gorgeous women who would never have been him the time of day otherwise, and bask in the glory of the lmelight. The moment we drop these belts, which won't be for a LONG time, I'll give Show the shot he deserves.
CJ: ummph!
BS: I hereby forfeit my Tag Team Title.
