C2W CRUSH EPISODE 9

[C2W]

CROWN CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING PRESENTS

[C2W]

BM: Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to another episode of C2W Crush! I'm Brent Musburger sitting next to my broadcast partner, The Rock!


TR: The most electrifying man in sports entertainment is on the headset, so you're guaranteed to be entertained! I'm ecstatic to be back in action.

BM: Speaking of action, the man that you went toe to toe with at Freedomania is in the ring. Shawn Michaels, our General Manager, must have something to say.

[C2W]

SM: Man it's good to be back! You know, last time I was in this ring, I was delivering some Sweet Chin Music to the supposed "Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment". But we all know that I'm the real Showstopper!

*crowd boos*

SM: But I'm not out here to brag. I'm here to talk business. I'm here to talk about tonight's main event. Last week, a loud-mouthed southern gentlemen with a megaphone came barging into my office and demanded that I do something about Kane and Samoa Joe's violent actions against his client, Umaga. And I said that I would handle it.

SM: I am a man of my word... Clearly, both Kane and Samoa Joe want a piece of Umaga. So, I'm going to give both of them a chance to earn their opportunity for revenge. They will go head to head tonight in a match. And the winner of that match will go on to face Umaga at Regal Requiem. And since Kane loves putting people through tables so much...

SM: That match will be a tables match!

*crowd cheers*

BM: Did you hear that, Rocky?! Kane and Samoa Joe are going to take part in a tables match!

TR: I tuned that suit wearing jabroni out after he insulted The Rock. But it was hard to ignore the thunderous cheers of these fans after hearing that tonight, somebody is going through a table!

BM: Like the guy or not, Shawn Michaels has given these fans a treat tonight.

[C2W]

KA: I look directly in front of me and I see the future of this company. I see bright stars who I helped mold into the men that they are today. And I see talent that may go to waste if it isn't guided properly.


KA: Shelton, you are an all star athlete. And what have you done with your gifts lately? You've thrown them away to parade around with a gold plated loser.
 

KA: Charlie! You got one shot at the most prestigious championship in the business and you blew it. You haven't gotten another chance to shine yet.


KA: You guys are capable of so much more. And with my guidance, you can BE so much more. I can get you to the top where you belong. I'll scratch your back... if you scratch mine.

BM: Seems like Angle is trying to help out some up and coming youngsters.

TR: Really, Musburger? I see right through Angle. He's trying to gain some protection from the Icon. He's shaking in his boots.

[C2W]

FB: It's Classy Freddie Blassie here! Over the years, I've brought you talent from strange lands that dominated this industry. I have shaped some of the business' biggest names with my leadership.


FB: But tonight, I'm here to tell you that I've invested my time in a homegrown hero. I've taken this once misguided man and shaped him into a leader and a champion that we can all look up to. I believe in JBL. And so should you.


*This message was paid for by supporters of John Bradshaw Layfield.*

[C2W]

JS: Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Joey Styles, C2W correspondent, and I am backstage with the newest addition to the C2W roster...


JS: The Godfather!

TG: Come on ladies, daddy doesn't have all day!


TG: That's it girls, strut that stuff and move that muff! Haha!


TG: How you doin', Joey? You look a little tense? Would you like the uh... services of one of these lovely ladies?

JS: No thanks, I'm quite alright. I do have a question for you though. Tonight, you'll be facing Raven. Do you have any fear of interference from Raven's followers who have  named themselves "The Unkindness"?


TG: First of all, The Godfather fears no man, woman, child, or bird!


TG: So I'm going to go out there and give that Gothic freak a ride on the Hoooooo Traaaaaaain!


TG: Let's go ladies.


JS: Thanks for your time!

[C2W]

TR: Haha, The Rock used to run with The Godfather back in the day. And boy did we have some good times with the ladies. Nothing relaxes you like some good female company.

BM: Well The Godfather seems pretty relaxed. And he's going to have to be because his match with Raven is about to happen... right now!

MB: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall!

*The Godfather's music plays*

MB: Introducing first, The Godfather!

BM: The Godfather is all smiles as he gets ready to face Raven.

*Raven's music plays*

MB: And his opponent, accompanied by Matt and Jeff Hardy of The Unkindness, Raven!

TR: The deck is stacked against The Godfather tonight, Musburger. I have no doubt that Matt and Jeff Hardy are going to play a big role in the outcome of this match.

BM: Not long ago, we saw The Hardyz attack Jeri-Show in defense of Stonecold Steve Austin for reasons that have yet to be explained.

*Bell rings*

TR: This match is underway as both men lockup.

BM: The Godfather gets Raven in a headlock. 

TR: But Raven powers out.

BM: The Godfather connects with a huge big boot!

TR: Godfather starting things off at a very fast pace.

BM: Big splash!

BM: He connects!

R: 1...2...

TR: Raven kicks out. I think Raven is a bit taken aback by how quickly The Godfather came out the gate.

BM: And here we go! This is the type of interference that you were referring to, Rocky.

TR: Superkick!

BM: Matt Hardy distracted The Godfather long enough for Raven to regroup and connect with a vicious superkick.

R: 1...2...

TR: Godfather kicks out at two!

BM: raven complaining that the ref may be counting too slow.

TR: Raven brings The Godfather back to his feet. Irish whip...

BM: The Godfather reverses!

BM: And he chucks Raven into the corner.

TR: I think Raven is about to take a ride. A ride on the Hoooo Train!

BM: Jeff Hardy grabs The Godfather's ankle!

BM: Godfather just got tripped up.

TR: His face just collided with the canvas.

BM: Raven capitalizing here...

TR: DDT!

BM: That may be all she wrote for The Godfather.

R: 1...2...3

*Bell rings & Raven's music plays*

MB: Here is your winner, Raven!

BM: And just like that, Raven steals one.

R: For months, C2W has been running under a corrupt system. One of greed and self interest. The Unkindness is here to change that. We're here to overthrow the oppressive big brother. And we are searching for those who can help our cause.

R: Which brings me to Stonecold Steve Austin, the most notorious rebel to ever set foot in this ring. We look to enlist you, Rattlesnake. Join us! And we can be the greatest force for good that this corporation has ever seen!

*crowd boos*

*Stonecold Steve Austin's music plays & crowd cheers*

TR: Austin is here!

BM: You call out The Rattlesnake, you get The Rattlesnake.

SA: Are you freaking serious?! You want Stonecold to join your little emo cult?!

SA: I'm a hell raiser, not a hair-dying, nail painting, bitching and moaning sack of trash!

SA: But if you want Stonecold Steve Austin to join your little group, you'll have to earn it. So, at Regal Requiem, I'll go toe to toe with you. If I win, you get the hell out of town! If you win, I'll be a part of your little Gothic rock band.

SA: And that's the bottom line, 'cuz Stonecold said so!

*Stonecold Steve Austin's music plays*

BM: Wow! Austin just issued a challenge to Raven and The Unkindness. If Austin wins at regal Requiem, The Unkindness is gone!

TR: Yes, but if Raven leaves with a W, then Austin has ti join The Unkindness. Regal Requiem is shaping up to be one amazing pay-per-view.

[C2W]

JBL: What in the... This locker room is a damn mess. Bob?!


JBL: Jesus... beer everywhere.


HH: UUuuurrgh! *Heaving noise*

JBL: Jesus Christ, Bob. What the hell is wrong with you?


HH: I could ask you the same question, you two timing traitor. What's all this I hear about you linking up with a new manager without me? What's with the suit and name change?
 

HH: You gonna drop me just like you dropped Farooq?! Huh! Answer me!


JBL: Get your damn hands off me!


HH: You son of a bitch! Anything to get ahead huh?


JBL: You're a freaking mad man! You're scum and I'm better off with you!

HH: I'm gonna kick your ass, Bradshaw. Beat some sense into you so you remember who you are!

[C2W]

BM: Things have reached a boiling point between JBL and his I'm assuming now ex-partner, Hardcore Holly.

TR: That's true! But stop the presses. The Rock is just now getting news that Hardcore Holly and JBL will face off at Regal Requiem... In a Texas Bull Rope Match!

BM: That is huge news! And we also have another huge match in store for you right now. two titans, legends of the ring, will go head to head right now. It's time for Ric Flair versus Bret Hart.

MB: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall!

*Bret Hart's music plays*

MB: Introducing first, the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be, Bret "The Hitman" Hart!

BM: Folks, let me tell you. If you missed the showdown that Bret Hart had with the legendary hell-raiser, Stonecold Steve Austin, you missed one hell of a contest.

TR: Both men left everything they had in that ring.

[C2W]

BM: On this installment of C2W Flashback, we'll show you what happened when The Texas Rattlesnake was uncaged and thrown into the squared circle with The Excellence of Execution.

 

TR: It was an exciting back and forth battle that showcased both competitors' risk-taking abilities.

BM: Bret Hart delivered blow after blow to the ever-so-resilient Austin.

TR: And that resilience is what kept Austin going throughout this match.

BM: Austin put Bret through hell and back.

TR: He also put him through our announce table.

TR: And in the end, came out on top as the victor.

BM: And this gesture of sportsmanship is why I still have so much respect for both men. Like you said, Rocky. They left everything they had in that ring. 

TR: What a match.

[C2W]

*Ric Flair's music plays*

BM: And now, Bret Hart will go toe to toe with another wrestling legend.

TR: This man is a god of wrestling.


MB: And his opponent, "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair!


BM: Ric Flair is without a doubt wrestling royalty.


TR: Speaking of royalty, how do you think Jerry Lawler is doing?


*bell rings*

BM: After getting slapped in the face by Flair, probably not too good.


BM: Flair gets his knee right into Hart's ribs.


TR: Im surprised that King did not retaliate.

BM: Maybe that competitive flair is gone.


BM: Hart catches Flair...


BM: and pulls out a hip toss.


TR: I've just always known Lawler to be a fighter.


BM: Hart misses the elbow. Rocky, are you focused on this match?


TR: I'm focused. I'm focused. I'm just concerned about Lawler. He was our first and longest reigning C2W World Champion. Don;t forget that.


BM: How could I forget that? I was here for all of it. King was a great champion, but we've got a great match going on right now.


TR: Yeah, I know. Hart's got Flair up high!


TR: He brings him down right across his knee.


BM: He almost split Flair in half.


TR: Drop toe hold by Flair.


BM: He's got Hart by the leg.

TR: He could be setting up for the Figure 4.


BM: Hart is in trouble here.


TR: He kicks Flair loose!


BM: Flair connects with a kick to the face!


TR: Hart is laid out. Flair goes for the cover.

R: 1...2...


TR: Bret kicks out!


BM: Both of these guys are putting up a hell of a fight.

TR: If these seasoned legends can still do this, maybe I should get back in the ring.


BM: I'm sure the fans would love that, Rocky. Hart sweeps Flairs legs from underneath him!


TR: He catapults Flair!


TR: Right into the top turnbuckle!


BM: Flair is on spaghetti legs.


TR: Down goes Flair again.


TR: He's setting up for The Sharpshooter!


BM: Bret gets The Sharpshooter locked in!


BM: Flair is struggling to get to the ropes!


TR: The Nature Boy makes it to the ropes!


BM: What resilience by Flair to make it to the ropes for the rope break.

TR: And Bret broke the hold, but not without taking full advantage of the official's count.


BM: The Hitman is back on the pursuit.


TR: Crafty move by Flair.


TR: A rake to the eyes is no joke.


BM: Chop block!


BM: Flair took Bret Hart's legs right from underneath him.


TR: The Nature Boy is setting Hart up for the Figure 4!


BM: No, Bret Hart powers out!


TR: Flair went flying into that turnbuckle.


TR: Backdrop!


BM: Flair walked right into that backdrop. He went up high and came down hard.


TR: Hart is going to the high rent district.


BM: Elbow drop!


TR: He connects!


TR: But Bret Hart isn't done just yet. He's picking Flair up off the canvas.


BM: Flair pulls Hart's legs from underneath him again!


TR: A rollup by Flair!

R: 1...2...3!


*bell rings, Ric Flair's music plays*

BM: Flair got the win!


TR: Yeah, and he pulled it seemingly out of nowhere.


TR: And that's another loss for the Execution of Excellence, Bret Hart

BM: He's clearly upset about this loss.

[C2W]

MVP: I've been rejected. I've been discriminated against. I've been turned away because of who I am. And I have found a band of brothers who feel the same way. And Vince...


MVP: At Regal Requiem, we will claim our rightful spot in this company and be respected as talented performers and more than capable C2W executives. And _


MVP: Ummff!


BM: Come on! Big Boss Man and Roman Reigns, C2WPD, are beating MVP relentlessly.


TR: They've got him in a choke hold! Someone get back there and help before they kill him!


BBM: That'll teach you, you little troublemaker. 


BM: This is disgusting!

TR: MVP is going to need some medical attention. He needs some help back there!.

[C2W]

BM: Now, what is this?

TR: That's the European Championship, Musburger.


TR: And Eddie Guerrero's got it!

EG: Well, well, well. Look what I found just lieing around the locker room. Aye Regal, you should really be more careful with your stuff, holmes. Someone could find it and_


EG: Whoops! I'm so clumsy.

TR: That's the same trashcan that Hardcore Holly lost his lunch in! Gross!


EG: See holmes, you should never leave your stuff just laying around. I'd take your belt in for a cleaning, but what's the point?


EG: I was going to dispose of it anyway when I walk away with the brand spanking new Intercontinental Championship this Sunday at Regal Requiem. See you there, vato!

BM: Regal is going to be fuming when he finds his most prized possession in a vomit plastered trash bin!

TR: I think Latino Heat might regret adding so much fuel to Regal's fire come this Sunday.

[C2W]

JH: Ladies and gentlemen, both far and wide, I am The Mouth of the South and manager of Umaga, the unstoppable Samoan Bulldozer, Jimmy Hart!


JH: And I'm here to ensure all of you that it does not matter who gets put through a table tonight! Because my client is quickly healing and more than ready to cause inexplicable damage to Kane or Samoa Joe.


JH: So fair warning to whoever wins this match tonight... The Bulldozer is gonna mow you down at Regal Requiem. Haha!

[C2W]

BM: Seems like Jimmy Hart has the upmost confidence in his client, Umaga,

TR: Why shouldn't he? The Samoan Bulldozer is undefeated here in C2W!

MB: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a tables match!

*Crowd cheers*


MB: In this match, there are no, pinfalls, submissions, disqualifications or count out. The only way to win is to put your opponent through a table!


*Kane's music plays*

MB: Introducing first, The Big Red Machine, Kane!


TR: On the last episode of Crush, Kane put the Samoan Bulldozer, Umaga, through our announce table. Will he be able to do the same to Samoa Joe tonight?


BM: If he is able to put Joe through a table, he'll get another shot at Umaga, at Regal Requiem.


*Samoa Joe's music plays*

MB: And the opponent, The Samoan Suplex Machine, Samoe Joe!


TR: It's machine versus machine in this tables match!

BM: That's right, Rocky. And would you look at Samoe Joe? He's eyeing that wooden table at ringside.


TR: He'll either be put through it or put Kane through it. Either way, these fans are in for a treat.


BM: These fans are definitely about to have their blood lust quenched.


*bell rings*

TR: Joe is wasting no time! He lands a left hook square on Kane's jaw.


BM: And a hard slap to the face. Joe's hands are moving so fast!


TR: Going for a discus punch...


BM: Kane catches Samoa Joe with a big uppercut!


TR: the force of that punch sent him into the ropes.


BM: Joe bounces back and is greeted with a big boot!


TR: Now Kane is in control of this matchup.


BM: Dropkick to an already reeling Samoa Joe!


TR: Kane showing off some of his agility early on.


BM: The Big Red Machine is on the move!


BM: Joe stops him dead in his tracks with a swift kick to the stomach!


TR: Now Joe is charging toward Kane...


BM: Big clothesline by Samoa Joe!


TR: Joe is still on the move. For a big man he's so quick!


BM: Samoe Joe just brought his massive frame right down on Kane's rib cage!


TR: The Big Red Machine is reeling and Samoa Joe is heading to the outside.


BM: Samoa Joe is going to try to put Kane away by putting him through that table.


TR: Thanks, Captain Obvious. That is the objective of the match.


BM: Baseball slide by Kane!


TR: Samoa Joe thought Kane was incapacitated. Clearly, he was wrong.

BM: Wait a second, Rocky. Kane is going to the top turnbuckle.


TR: The Big Red Machine is airborne!


BM: Kane connects with a huge flying clothesline!


TR: Samoa Joe is trying to crawl away to escape Kane's onslaught.


BM: Kane brings the Samoan Submission Machine to his feet...


TR: Big uppercut from Kane!


BM: Joe goes flying onto the table.


TR: The leg gives out under the weight. Does that count?


BM: No, Rocky. One of these men has to put their opponent through the table. This match is still going.


TR: Kane throws a punch drunk Samoa Joe back into the ring.


BM: Both men are back in the ring as Kane sets up that table.


TR: Joe might lose by being put through the table that he brought into this match up. 


BM: Kane sprinting toward Joe...


BM: Samoa Joe connects with a big boot!


TR: That kick sent Kane for a loop.


BM: Kane snatches Joe up by the throat!


TR: Chokeslam!


BM: No! Joe sidesteps it.


TR: German Suplex!


*bell rings / Samoa Joe's music plays*

MB: Here is your winner, Samoa Joe!


TR: Samoe Joe pulls a victory out of nowhere!

BM: With this victory, Samoe Joe will go on to face Umaga, the man that put him out of action for months!

[C2W]

BM: we have that man to thank for that vicious contest that we just witnessed.

?: Hey Shawn!

CJ: What the hell is wrong with you? You go an entire show without once mentioning the man that puts asses in the seats. You go an entire show without talking about the World Championship picture at Regal Requiem. I don't even have an opponent yet!

CJ: But worst of all, you go an entire show without addressing the heinous actions of my former partner, that big buffoon, the reason I am no longer dual champion, the Big Show?! What kind of General Manager are you?!

SM: Chris, you're right. I was so focused on everyone else's request that I overlooked the face of our company. Give me some time to think about it and I'll let you know your opponent as soon as possible. OK?

CJ: OK. That's more like it.

SM: Oh and Chris?

CJ: What?

CJ: Ummff!

SM: I took some time to think about it. And your opponent will be... The Big Show!

SM: I would say get some rest before Sunday... But you're way ahead of me.

SM: Good luck.

TR: Another major announcement from General Manager HBK! Jericho will have to defend his championship against The Big Show this Sunday!

BM: When Jericho wakes up, he will not be happy about this! Thanks for joining us folks! We'll see you this Sunday for Regal Requiem!