C2W REGAL REQUIEM PART 1

[C2W]

CROWN CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING PRESENTS

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[C2W]

*Pyrotechnic explosions*

BM: Ladies and gentlemen, you are looking live at an arena filled with crazed C2W fans! This is Regal Requiem!


TR: This crowd is going absolutely nuts. The Rock can barely hear himself think!


BM: Well I can hear you loud and clear, Rocky. And so can the millions of people watching at home. I'm Brent Musburger!

TR: And I'm the most electrifying commentator in the business, the Rock!

BM: And boy do we have an amazing show lined up for you tonight.

TR: Why are we wasting time, Musburger? Let's jump right into it!

[C2W]

MB: Ladies and gentlemen, the first contest of the night is a Texas Bull Rope Match! In this contest, both participants will be joined by a rope. There is no disqualification, no count-out, and no pinfall or submission. The only way to win is to incapacitate your opponent and touch all four corners of the ring.

*Hardcore Holly's music plays*

MB: Introducing first, Hardcore Holly!

TR: Last time we saw Hardcore Holly, he was in a pool of his own vomit. This guy isn't fit to be in the C2W, let alone partner up with someone as upstanding as JBL.

BM: you can't be serious, Rocky. JBL is a turncoat. He turned his back on his partner who was there with him through thick and thin.

TR: From what I remember, they didn't do a lot of winning. So, JBL is better off without this booze bag.

 

*JBL's music plays*

MB: And his opponent, John Bradshaw Layfield!

JBL: Cut the music. Cut the music so I can talk to this waste of space, time, and energy. Bob, you really think I owe you anything? You were only holding me back. Freddie showed me the truth. the truth that I could be champion with the right guidance.

JBL: All I had to do was drop the dead weight. And tonight, I'm going to do exactly that. And once I'm done with you, Bob, I can move onto the bigger and better things that this company has for me. VOTE JBL!

*crowd boos*

BM: Some very harsh words from JBL.

TR: Harsh, but true.

TR: The Rock knows a lot about moving onto bigger and better things. The Rock had to leave the Nation of Domination to go onto become one of the greatest entertainers this business has ever seen. Change is constant and necessary. I agree with JBL.

*Bell rings*

BM: This match is underway and both competitors lock up.

TR: Didn't think we'd be seeing many wrestling holds in this match.

BM: Holly backs JBL  into the corner.

BM: And rams his shoulder right into Bradshaw's gut!

TR: JBL is reeling from that one.

BM: Holly capitalizes with a knee.

TR: Irish whip.

TR: JBL goes flying into the corner!

BM: And Hardcore Holly just yanked that rope around JBL's neck bringing him down to the canvas.

TR: So far, Hardcore Holly is making both me and JBL eat our words. He's on a roll.

BM: Holly brings Bradshaw to his feet and makes a mad dash toward the ropes.

TR: Off the ropes he goes...

TR: JBL was prepared and meets him with a thunderous clothesline!

BM: That clothesline came out of nowhere, Rocky.

TR: When you've been working with someone for so long, it becomes easier to telegraph their every move.

BM: And would you look at this vicious move.

BM: JBL is choking the life right out of Hardcore Holly!

TR: He is tugging and yanking on that rope.

BM: Another tug on that rope followed by a big elbow to the back of the head!

TR: This is a brand new Bradshaw. More vicious. More focused.

BM: JBL is reaching for that cowbell.

TR: That could spell trouble for Hardcore Holly.

BM: Holly yanks the rope...

BM: And pulls the bell right out of JBL's hand.

TR: Big clothesline from Holly!

BM: JBL just got sent over the top rope down to the arena floor.

TR: Now Hardcore Holly is doing the strangling!

BM: He hops out of the ring and uses the ring post for more leverage!

TR: They don't call him "Hardcore" for nothing.

BM: Oh! JBL powers out and sends Hardcore Holly flying face firs into the ring post.

TR: I think the bridge of Hardcore Holly's nose got smashed by that steel post.

BM: JBL is looking to play hangman some more. He's climbing up those ropes.

TR: Yeah, but Hardcore Holly is fighting back.

BM: He yanks the rope and... incoming!

TR: JBL just got sent through the timekeeper's table!

BM: Holly is giving JBL no time to recover. He is back on the offensive.

TR: Holly is rolling JBL back into the ring.

BM: He begins to make his way around the ring. Thats one!

TR: Holly is dragging JBL like a dead pet dog.

BM: That's two!

BM: Holly going for the third.

TR: JBL trips him up with the rope!

BM: Hardcore Holly's head bounced off that middle turnbuckle.

TR: Big spear by JBL!

BM: JBL was two turnbuckle touches away from losing this match.

TR: Nice drag and takedown by JBL!

BM: He's got a headlock locked in pretty tight.

TR: If Holly passes out, that would make it very easy for JBL to walk around and touch all four corners.

BM: Holly powers out again!

TR: JBL walks into a dropkick!

BM: This is Holly's chance to capitalize.

TR: And he does just that! Locking in a headlock of his own.

BM: Yes, but JBL is making his way back to his feet.

TR: JBL powers out!

TR: And drops Hardcore Holly on the back of his head with a backdrop.

BM: JBL is on the move...

BM: Clothesline from Hell!

BM: He doesn't connect!

TR: Holly would've been out cold had JBL connected.

BM: What's this?! Alabama Slam?

TR: Alabama Slam!

BM: This may be it. JBL is done for.

TR: You might be right, but I think JBL is starting to stir as Hardcore Holly touches the second turnbuckle.

BM: And then the third, but JBL is back up on his feet.

TR: JBL is charging toward Holly!

BM: Hardcore Holly moves just in time to avoid JBL's attack.

TR: Bradshaw is trying to shake those cobwebs loose. He looks pretty dazed.

BM: Nice takedown by Holly.

TR: Holly is still in control of JBL. He seems to be a few steps ahead of him tonight.

BM: What is Holly signaling for now?

TR: Not sure but he's on the move...

BM: JBL's got that cowbell!

TR: Oh my! He just rung Holly's bell. Pun definitely intended.

BM: Hardcore Holly hasn't moved an inch since Bradshaw connected with that cowbell. 

TR: This may be over for Holly.

BM: JBL touches the second turnbuckle.

TR: And the third. And Hardcore Holly is completely motionless. 

BM: Could this be it?

*Bell rings, JBL's music plays*

BM: It's all over! JBL has successfully defeated his former partner and close friend.

TR: The only way is up from here for Bradshaw!

TR: Mark my words. That man is going to make one hell of an impression on this company.

BM: He's already made an impression on Holly's face with that cowbell shot. He might need some medical attention.

TR: That country bumpkin is fine, Musburger.

[C2W]

TR: And there they are, the thing that every tag team in crown Championship Wrestling desires.

BM: The Tag team Championships. They were recently vacated due to the issues between Chris Jericho and The Big Show, the two men competing in our main event tonight for the World Championship.

TR: So now, three tag teams have the opportunity to compete for the most prestigious tag prize this side of the globe. And they will do so... IN A LADDER MATCH!

BM: Bodies will be broken and dreams will be made.

[C2W]

MB: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a Ladder Match and is for the C2W Tag Team Championships!

MB: The team with the member or members that scale the ladder and retrieve the tag titles, will be crowned our NEW Tag Team Champions!

*The Radicalz's music plays*

MB: Introducing first, the team of Chris Benoit and Perry Saturn, The Radicalz!

BM: The Radicalz earned a Tag Team title shot on an episode of Crush, when they defeated the former team of Goldust and Shelton Benjamin, Goldrush.

TR: And they look to make history tonight and go down in the record books as the second reigning C2W Tag Team Champions.

*Brock Lesnar & Heidenreich's music plays*

MB: Introducing the team of Brock Lesnar and Heidenereich!

TR: What a ferocious looking team, Musburger.

BM: These two Heyman guys made a big impact on their debut, debilitating Sabu and Taz out of nowhere!

 

*The World's Greatest Tag Team's music plays*

MB: Making their way to the ring, The World's Greatest Tag Team!

TR: This team reformed after Angle enlisted them to be glorified bodyguards.

BM: Say what you want about Angle's reasoning for bringing these two back together. They are an amazing tag team.

TR: And if they want to prove it, they'll have to grab that golden prize that is hanging high above the ring.

*Bell rings*

BM: Speaking of ring, this match is underway as the bell tolls!

TR: And it is all out chaos in the ring righ tnow.

BM: Blows being deliver left and right. Big German suplex early on by Benoit!

TR: Would you look at the strength of Lesnar!

BM: He chucks Perry Saturn out of the ring...

BM: But Saturn lands on the ladders with grace.

TR: Lesnar wasn't paying attention and gets sent to his hometown, Suplex City.

BM: Action left and right in the ring. These guys are brawling it out.

TR: And now Chris Benoit pays for not paying attention! Big superkick from Benjamin!

BM: Things are off to a hard-hitting start.

TR: Watch Shelton Benjamin!

TR: He's taking flight!

BM: Huge flying clothesline from Shelton, knocking Saturn off the ladder.

TR: Benjamin might've done just as much damage to his body as Perry Saturn's. Huge sacrifice there.

BM: Back int the ring, Lesnar and Heidenreich are doing what they do best, dominating. 

TR: Heidenreich powerbombs Charlie Haas right onto Chris Benoit!

BM: The team of Lesnar and Heidenreich might be the most dangerous team ever assembled.

TR: Look out! Here comes Shelton charging with that ladder.

TR: He connects!

BM: The "most dominant team" just got taken out by Shelton Benjamin with a big shot from that steel ladder.

 

TR: Benjamin is motioning to his partner, Charlie Hass, that it may be time to grab those tag titles.

BM: And up they go.

TR: Not if Benoit has anything to say about it.

BM: German suplex!

TR: Charlie Haas just got suplexed from the ladder to the arena floor!

BM: And now Benoit is cleaning house.

TR: Until Heidenreich delivers a big left hook.

BM: Benoit is reeling as Heidenreich is putting some plans for that ladder in motion.

TR: Heidenreich charges!

BM: Benoit kicks the ladder right into Heidenreich's face!

TR: Where is the Rabid Wolverine going now?

BM: The top rope! That's where.

TR: He dives toward Lesnar!

BM: Brock catches him in mid air!

TR: He's got him in the F-5 position!

BM: F-5!

BM: Brock Lesnar just F-5'd Benoit outside the ring and directly on top of Charlie Haas!

TR: This is the perfect opportunity for these monsters to scale that ladder and retrieve the titles. 

BM: They are getting closer and closer to that grand prize!

TR: But here comes Perry Saturn!

BM: He tips the ladder over! And both Lesnar and Heidenreich come tumbling down!

TR: Such a smart move by Saturn. Killing toe birds with one stone.

BM: Now Saturn is making his way up the ladder.

TR: Not if Shelton Benjamin has anything to say about it.

BM: He springboards off the top rope!

TR: And connects with a huge right hand!

BM: Now he flips over Saturn!

TR: Big powerbomb by Shelton Benjamin!

BM: These men are doing serious damage to each other's bodies.

TR: Not to mention the damage they are doing to their own bodies.

BM: Benoit just bounced Charlie Haas' head off those steel steps!

TR: Backdrop!

BM: Right on top of that ladder!

TR: Chaos inside and outside of the ring.

TR: Big clothesline from Brock!

BM: That man is explosive.

TR: Shelton Benjamin is all alone in the ring with Heyman's guys.

BM: Looks like they are going to pick him apart piece by piece.

TR: Irish whip...

TR: Look at the agility of Benjamin!

BM: Moonsault!

TR: Incredible athleticism!

BM: Inverted DDT!

TR: Shelton Benjamin takes out Brock Lesnar and is charging toward Heidenreich!

BM: Big clothesline by Shelton!

TR: Benjamin has cleaned house! And these fans are going absolutely ballistic.

BM: Benjamin is in the ring alone.

TR: This could be his chance to win the tag titles for his team.

BM: He's scaling that ladder.

TR: His partner, Charlie Haas, comes into the ring to hold that ladder steady.

BM: But Perry Saturn has other plans...

TR: He chucks the ladder at Shelton Benjamin!

BM: And he connects!

TR: Down goes Shelton!

BM: Haas connected with a right hand on Saturn, but here comes Benoit.

TR: Big German suplex!

BM: Right into the ladder.

TR: What does Benoit have in mind now?

BM: He's setting that ladder up.

TR: Benoit is so close that gold prize!

BM: Saturn's got a steal chair!

TR: he just crushed Lesnar's face with that shot!

BM: Here comes Heidenreich in defense of the beast.

TR: Saturn rocks him as well!

BM: Benoit is so close to those tag titles!

TR: All he's got to do is reach up and_

BM: Oh my goodness!

TR: Benoit connects with a flying headbutt! Nearly 15 feet off the ground!

BM: He might have killed Heidenreich!

TR: And himself, Musburger.

TR: Now Saturn tries to retrieve the gold.

TR: He's got it!

*Bell rings, The Radicalz's music plays*

MB: Here are your winners and NEW Tag Team Champions of the World, The Radicalz!

*crowd cheers*

TR: What an electrifying match!

BM: Each and every one of these fans are up on their feet for that team right there. They put on one hell of a show and put up one hell of a fight.

[C2W]

*Crowd cheers*

Crowd: JOE'S GONNA KILL YOU! JOE'S GONNA KILL YOU!

SJ: For months... I sat on my ass in front of the television, watching Umaga demolish competitor after competitor.

SJ: I sat at home, incapable of eating solid food; wheezing and gasping for breath as my family cried for me. Tonight, I get my revenge. Tonight, Umaga falls by my hand.

TR: Umaga versus Samoa Joe is next!

[C2W]

*Umaga's music plays*

MB: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, The Samoan Bulldozer, Umaga!

BM: Umaga is making his way to the ring with his mouthpiece, Jimmy Hart.

TR: And people think The Rock can talk? you haven't heard anything until you've heard the Mouth from the South get going.

BM: And if you have yet to see Umaga compete, it is the epitome of destruction and domination. He has yet to lose a match by pinfall or submission here in C2W.

*Samoa Joe's music plays*

MB: And his opponent, The Samoan Submission Machine, Samoa Joe!

TR: Tonight, Samoa Joe is seeking retribution against the monster, Umaga.

BM: That's right, Rocky. A few months back. Umaga took Joe out of commission after causing internal bleeding from a Samoan Spike.

*Bell rings*

BM: Here we go!

TR: Umaga powers out of the lockup.

BM: And Joe bounces back with a clothesline.

BM: But Umaga stays on his feet!

TR:This beast of a man will not go down.

BM: Umaga snatches Joe up!

BM: Big Samoan drop!

TR: Just like that, the Samoan Bulldozer takes control of this matchup.

BM: Umaga drags Joe to his feet.

BM: Big knee to the gut!

TR: Umaga is charging at full speed.

BM: Big splash!

TR: Joe quickly got out of the way.

BM: Samoa Joe is sizing up Umaga...

TR: Suplex!

BM: Samoe Joe is on a roll now...

TR: He brings down all of his weight onto Umaga!

BM: Samoa Joe is so quick and agile for his size.

R: 1...2...

TR: Umaga kicks out.

BM: It is going to take more than that to keep Umaga down.

TR: Joe knows that and is right back on the offensive.

BM: Umaga shoves Joe backward.

TR: Created some separation for a devastating superkick.

BM: Samoa Joe falls flat on his face after that shot.

TR: This big man is back on the move. Flinging himself into the ropes.

BM: Big splash!

TR: He connects and squashes Joe!

R: 1...2...

BM: And now Samoa Joe kicks out!

TR: Umaga is wasting no time getting back on the offensive.

BM: Irish whip...

TR: Reversal!

BM: Joe sends Umaga into the turnbuckles hard and fast.

TR: Joe now slugging it out!

TR: Left hook followed by a sharp elbow.

BM: Umaga is taking the beating of his life.

TR: Knife edge chop!

BM: The ref now breaking it up. Joe was whaling on Umaga there.

TR: Here comes Joe!

TR: Facewash!

BM: This crowd is going nuts as Samoa Joe mounts some amazing offense.

TR: Jimmy Hart is distracting Joe! Get him out of there ref!

BM: Wait... What is this? Who is that man who just hopped the barricade?

TR: I'm not sure. But I am sure that Joe just delivered a jaw-rocking shot to Jimmy Hart!

BM: The Mouth of the South just got knocked off the apron with force.

TR: And I think that's... That's Ted Dibiase Jr.!

BM: And he's making a run for it with Umaga's Ring King trophy!

TR: Umaga is throwing a fit!

BM: Yes, but he might want to keep his eyes on...

BM: Samoa Joe! Joe locks in the sleeper!

TR: Umaga is struggling to escape as Joe restricts the blood flow to his brain.

BM: I think Umaga is fading!

TR: The ref is checking for consciousness...

*Bell rings, Samoa Joe's music plays*

BM: Umaga is out cold! This one is over! Joe wins!

TR: Joe is still holding on tight.

BM: He finally releases! Joe has exacted his revenge and given the Samoan Bulldozer his first loss here in C2W.

TR: Jimmy Hart is in complete shock. Umaga has lost this match and his Ring King trophy.

BM: Yes, but what would Ted Dibiase Jr. want with Umaga's trophy?

TR: I have no idea, Musburger. But I think that young man will have hell to pay if Umaga gets a hold of him. 

[C2W]

R: A vicious cycle of pain, suffering, and wrongdoing can all be undone... If, and only if, you follow the Unkindness.

R: the savior of professional wrestling. The SAVIORS OF THIS INDUSTRY! And with a Rattlesnake in our corner, there is nothing we can't accomplish. Austin, you were the voice of the people before.

R: The people need you to be that voice again. Quote the raven... nevermore.

[C2W]

*Stonecold Steve Austin's music plays*

MB: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, The Texas Rattlesnake, Stonecold Steve Austin.

BM: The Texas Rattlesnake marches down to the ring not dressed for a match, but for a fight. One of the most outspoken and rebellious wrestlers in the history of this great business just might lose his freedom tonight.

TR: That's right. Because if Austin loses, he has to join Raven's following, The Unkindness.

*Raven's music plays*

MB: And his opponent, the leader of The Unkindness, Raven!

TR: Raven made a huge impact on C2W Crush after he and his followers, The Hardy Boyz, saved Austin's behind during a handicap match.

BM: Austi has made a career out of being the rebellious figure that we see standing in the ring today. he has never been too good at taking direction from anyone. If he loses tonight, he will  be under Raven's control.

*Bell rings*

TR: This match has begun and Austin immediately strokes Raven with a big blow!

BM: Going for another.

BM: He connects!

TR: Raven is getting the beating of his life right now. 

BM: Austin is stomping a mud hole in Raven.

TR: And walking it dry!

TR: The Texas Rattlesnake is relentless.

BM: He is beating the tar out of Raven!

TR: Austin is relentless! He delivers a knee to the gut of Raven.

BM: Then tosses him down to the canvas.

TR: I've been in many battles with this man. And that is the perfect word for him: relentless.

BM: Austin drops the forearm across the bridge of Raven's nose.

*Crowd cheers*

BM: This sold out crowd is going absolutely nuts.

TR: Raven trying to escape as Austin plays to the crowd, but The Rattlesnake is on the chase.

BM: Raven smartly catches Austin off guard with an elbow. 

TR: What's Raven got in mind here?...

BM: Big Irish whip into the steel steps!

TR: Just like that, Raven is in control of Austin.

BM: Wait a second...

BM: Oh! Austin goes sternum first into those steel steps!

TR: That's gotta hurt. That knocked the wind right out of The Rattlesnake.

BM: And Raven is still on the offensive.

TR: But not for long! Austin fights back with a knee to the gut.

BM: Uh oh, they are out on that steel ramp. And steel is unforgiving.

TR: Steel versus flesh? Who wins, Musburger?

BM: Geesh! Suplex!

BM: And based on Raven's reaction, I would have to say steel wins, Rocky.

TR: Austin is wasting no time throwing the Unkindness leader back into the ring.

BM: Austin is taking too long, Raven is regaining his whereabouts.

TR: Austin pays for taking his time!

BM: Raven looks like he might take Austin for a ride.

TR: Big DDT!

R: 1...2...

TR: Austin is so resilient! He kicks out just in time.

BM: Raven is keeping his cool and continuing the beat down.

TR: Irish whip into the corner.

BM: Raven charging at full speed.

TR: He's met with a big boot the face.

BM: Austin on the attack now.

TR: Big clothesline from the Texas Rattlesnake!

BM: And down goes Raven!

TR: Austin is on a roll now. He's got that second wind.

BM: Not just yet! Raven ducks another clothesline.

TR: What's this?

BM: Russian leg sweep!

TR: Raven goes flying into the ropes.

TR: He's airborne!

BM: Raven drops his knee right across the bridge of Austin's nose!

TR: The Rattlesnake has got to be feeling that one.

R: 1...2...

TR: Another kickout! The Texas Rattlesnake will not stay down!

BM: Think about it, Rocky. Austin's freedom is on the line. If he loses, he has to join Raven's Unkindness.

TR: Raven charging now...

BM: He's met with a kick to the gut.

TR: Stunner!

BM: Raven pushes out of it.

TR: Austin bounces back with another kick.

BM: STONE. COLD.

BM: STUNNER!

TR: Raven damn near jumped out of his combat boots!

BM: Here's the cover!

R: 1...2...

*Crowd boos*

BM: Oh come on!

BM: The Hardy Boyz are out here! Raven's minions just saved their ringleader.

BM: Oh  my goodness!

TR: The Unkindness just drove Earl Hebner into those steel steps.

BM: Austin is giving The Hardy Boyz a piece of his mind.

TR: Austin should be keeping his eyes on Raven.

BM: Here comes another official down the ramp.

TR: Austin behind you!

BM: No! No! Not this way!

BM: Big DDT from Raven!

TR: And here comes the referee!

R: 1...2...3!

*bell rings, crowd boos*

*Raven's music plays*

BM: Damn it! Austin has lost his freedom is the most dirty, down low way possible.

TR: And just like that, Austin has lost his freedom.

TR: He now belongs to The Unkindness. Imagine what this group can do with the Texas Rattlesnake on their side.

BM: I cringe just thinking about it, Rocky.

[C2W]

BM: Well ladies and gentlemen, it has been a fantastic night thus far, but it is far from over.

TR: Yes! Next we have Eddie Guerrero and William Regal going at it for the prestigious Intercontinental Championship.

BM: Regal is the refined Englishman going against Eddie Guerrero, the fiery Latin sensation.

TR: And as different as they may seem, they have something in common: They both have "unconventional" ways of winning matches. 


PART 2