C2W CRUSH EPISODE 7

[C2W]

CROWN CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING PRESENTS

[C2W]

BM: Ladies and gentlemen, you are looking live at an arena full of crazed C2W fans excited for the return of C2W Crush!

TR: I can barely hear myself think Musburger! But at least I can't hear your painfully annoying voice.


BM: Oh thanks a lot, Rocky. Not everyone can have the soothing rasp that is the voice of the People's Champ.


TR: You're right about that.

BM: And I would also be right to say that we have an amazing night in store for_

*Shawn Michaels' music plays*


BM: Uh oh.

TR: That son of a *headset drops*


BM: Rocky, no!

SM: Woah, woah there Brahma Bull*beep*. Hold your horses. I know you're mad about getting a taste of Sweet Chin Music, but you don't want to hit an active member of C2W management and lose your job do you? It says specifically in your contract that you may not put hands on C2W staff, roster, or management unless you are between the bells in the ring. 


SM: You see, after Hunter "put me down", so to speak, at Figamania. He gave me a long talking to about my future with this company. And I quickly realized that as a wrestler, I could only accomplish so much. My body can only take so much punishment.


SM: So Hunter called up his daddy-in-law, Vince. And I made a deal with the devil. You are now looking at your new general manager of Crown Championship Wrestling! *crowd boos* *glass shatters*


BM: What the_

TR: It's the Texas Rattlesnake!


BM: Shawn Michaels is just as surprised as all of us to see Stone Cold Steve Austin here.


TR: this crowd is going crazy. I've had many a battle with that man and he is one of the toughest SOB's to ever step into the squared circle.


SC: So, you made a deal with the devil, huh Shawn? Well at least you're not out here in a nut-hugging thousand dollar suit. That would be too damn cliche now wouldn't it?


SC: Now you just told The Rock over there that he can't hit you because he could lose his job. Well Shawn, I'm here to tell you that... I don't work here.


BM: Oh!


BM: Stonecold Stunner!


TR: Hell yeah, Austin!


BM: Stonecold just stunned the General Manager of this company.


BM: But that leaves a bigger question. Why is Austin here?


BM: And what consequences will he face for stunning our new GM?

TR: If I know anything about that man, it's that he doesn't give a damn about consequences.

[C2W]

BBM: So then I say "I didn't ask if he did it. I asked if you could prove him guilty!" *laughs

RR: Haha, good one Boss Man.

BBM: Yeah Roman, it's my favorite story.


BBM: Hold on there. Do you have a pass to be backstage?


MVP: A pass? Hey homie, MVP doesn't need a pass. I thought I was scheduled to compete tonight, but that's next week. I was just going to my car to grab my clothes so I can change out of my gear.


RR: Likely story.

BBM: There's no way in hell you're getting in here without a pass... homie!


MVP: You'll be hearing from my Lawyer about this.

[C2W]

BM: New C2W talent, Montel Vontavious Porter, having some issues entering the building. There's Sabu and Taz in the backstage area. Sabu will be stepping into the ring with Rhino tonight.

TR: And I have no doubt that his boyfriend Taz will be there to ensure that he wins. How do you let scum like this in, but refuse entry to the upstanding baller that is MVP?


VKM: Hey, you listen and you listen good. You haven't done a damn thing by the book since you've been here. You've ambushed talent left and right and put one of the most legendary figures in this business in the ER.


VKM: But all of that crap stops now. Sabu, tonight you're going out to face Rhino... ALONE. And Taz if you even make it as far as the curtain... YOU'RE FIIIRED!


BM: Woah! Vince is sick and tired of Sabu and Taz's chicken tactics. Looks like we're going to see a one on one contest between Sabu and Rhino.

TR: And that's coming up right now!

[C2W]

MB: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall and is a no disqualification match!


*Sabu's music plays*

MB: Introducing first, The Suicidal, Homicidal, Genocidal Sabu!

BM: Over the past few weeks, we have seen this man and his partner, Taz, do some sickening things to other C2W talent.

TR: That's right, Musburger. Together, Taz and Sabu have wreaked havoc on defenseless and unsuspecting talent. But they got theirs at Royal Rumble when the Dudleys dismantled them in a Barbed Wire Rope Match.


BM: Woah! Rhino just rocked Sabu with that mic!

TR: Sabu did NOT see that coming and neither did I.


R: How's it feel, Sabu?! How's it feel to be attacked when you're not expecting it?!


TR: Rhino follows up with a kick to the ribs!

BM: You could almost feel the impact over here.


BM: Rhino is showing Sabu no mercy.

TR: Not like he deserves any.


R: You have no respect for legends that paved the way for us?! Well I'm going to beat some respect into you tonight!


BM: Rhino has the upper hand as he continues to pummel and gloat over Sabu.

TR: This match is personal for Rhino.


TR: But Sabu fights back with an elbow to the stomach.


BM: Running up those steel steps...


BM: Sabu takes flight as he does so well.


TR: And just like that, Sabu has bought himself some time by taking Rhino down with that flying heel kick.


BM: Sabu throwing Rhino into the ring.


TR: Sabu springboards off the ropes and takes to the air again!


TR: Seated Senton!


BM: Rhino reverses with a vicious powerbomb!


TR: He goes for the cover. It could be over quicker than it started.

R: 1...2...


BM: Sabu kicks out before the ref gets to three.


TR: Rhino lifts Sabu off the canvas.

BM: Sabu is on spaghetti legs right now. I think his brain got knocked around due to that powerbomb.


TR: Rhino drives Sabu shoulder first into the steel ring post!

BM: Steel versus flesh doesn't seem to be a fair match-up. 


BM: Sabu's body has taken a lot of punishment over the years.

TR: Yeah, and Rhino is adding to it tonight. He's really dishing it out.


TR: Rhino has Sabu up high over his head.

BM: This might end badly for Sabu.


BM: Rhino drops Sabu right down on his family jewels!

TR: Looks like we won't be seeing any little Sabu's running around any time soon.


BM: Rhino sends himself flying into the ropes at full speed.


TR: Very crafty move by Sabu!


BM: Sabu dropped the top rope on an overzealous Rhino who went flying out of the ring.


TR: What's Sabu got in mind here? Probably nothing. I'm sure he lost his brain years ago.

BM: He's a crazed man, Rocky.


BM: Sabu takes to the air again!


TR: And this time it pays off big time! You have to be a crazed man to throw caution to the wind like that.


BM: Sabu now looking for something under the ring.

TR: There's all types of toys under there.


BM: Including chairs! Sabu slides a steel chair into the ring.

TR: I was wondering when weapons were going to come into play in this no disqualification contest.


BM: Sabu's got a table! And it is all completely legal.


BM: Rhino might be in for a world of hurt.

TR: And that's exactly what Sabu wants. He's been hurting people his whole career. And he's not gonna stop now.


TR: But wait, Rhino is charging.


TR: GORE! Rhino connects with a spine-twisting Gore!


TR: You stand corrected, Musburger. It was Sabu who was in for a world of hurt.

BM: You're right, Rocky. But Rhino can't pin Sabu out here. It's a No Disqualification Match, not a Falls Count Anywhere contest.


BM: But Rhino might be able to capitalize as he throws Sabu back into the ring.


TR: There's been some great back and forth action in this match. Both men are putting their opponent through their own little hell.


BM: Action? I'd use the word "brutality". These men are trying to kill each other. 


TR: I agree. And Sabu throws that steel chair right into Rhino's skull!


BM: That shot knocked Rhino right off the apron and to the floor below.

TR: Sabu threw that chair with all his might.


TR: Now he's setting that table up in the corner.

BM: There is no limit to Sabu's brutal imagination.


BM: Sabu now stalking his prey like a lioness.

TR: Did you just call Sabu a female? 


TR: Anyway, Sabu grabs a handful of Rhino's greasy black locks.


BM: Sabu just wanked Rhino up to the apron by his hair!


TR: But Rhino hangs him up to dry on that top rope!

BM: Very smart counter by Rhino.


BM: Sabu is coughing and choking after being guillotined by that top rope.


TR: Rhino is back in the ring and charging again!


TR: GORE!


BM: Through the table! Rhino hits a Gore on Sabu through the damn table!


R: 1...2...3! *bell rings*


*Rhino's music plays*

MB: Here is your winner by pinfall, Rhino!

BM: That's all she wrote. Rhino comes out on top.

TR: Sabu looks like he's been broken in half.


BM: Rhino has restored honor to Foley, hardcore wrestling, and C2W as a whole.


TR: Sabu might be seriously injured here. He's clenching his abdomen and writhing in pain.


BM: Here comes his partner, Taz, who was banned from ringside.

TR: I think Sabu's hand might have been raised in victory if Taz had been ringside. No doubt about that.


TR: The in-ring official is calling for medical help. This may be more serious than we originally thought.


BM: The staff is bring out the stretcher for Sabu whose screams can be heard throughout the arena. He's in real pain here.


TR: Taz looks EXTREMELY concerned... No pun intended.

BM: Have some respect, Rocky. This man could be seriously injured.


BM: This is serious. Sabu is being carted out of here now. We will definitely keep you updated on his condition as we get more details about the injury.


TR: What the_?! A shot from behind! From... Who is that?


TR: I think that's... Heidenreich. Heidenreich just took Taz down with a monstrous blow to the back of the head.


BM: And he's with Brock Lesnar! The Beast Incarnate is here!


BM: Wait... what is Brock doing now?


TR: He just dumped Sabu out of the stretcher!


BM: And Heidenreich delivers a big boot to Taz!


TR: He sent Taz flying over that barricade with that big boot.


BM: What is the meaning of this? What business do these two monsters have with Sabu and Taz?


TR: Whatever it is, Musburger. It seems personal.

[C2W]

BM: There's Hardcore Holly, one of the Homegrown Boys, enjoying his late lunch.


HH: Son of a_!


HH: Hey buddy, I just made a mess. Would you mind wiping it up for me?


HH: Oh hey, Farooq! Umm, I had no idea you were working as a_


F: Clean this mess up your damn self.


F: Have fun with JB_ I mean Bradshaw.


TR: Do you think that was a glimpse into Hardcore Holly's future?

BM:Maybe, if he sticks with Bradshaw.

[C2W]

WR: Good evening, viewers. My name is William Regal. And I am here to better this organization full of ill-mannered ruffians.

WR: I am completely devoted to being an ambassador of class and culture. And that is exactly what I intend to do by introducing this...

WR: The European Championship! This belt is crafted out of Europe's most precious gold, gems and jewels.

WR: It is a symbol of honor, class and culture!

WR: And only the finest competitors may wear this glorious symbol around their waist. Next week, I will duel with a formidable opponent and defend this fine belt. For C2W. For the Queen!

[C2W]

BM: Well there you have it! Just like that, a new championship has been introduced to C2W.

TR: Yeah, the European Championship that Regal said will restore honor, culture, and all that junk to this company.

BM: Yes, but that is next week. We should be focusing on the amazing contests we have going on in the present. Next, The Ring King, Umaga will square off against Chris Masters!

*Umaga's music plays*

MB: Ladies and gentlemen, the next match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first being accompanied by Jimmy Hart, The Ring King, Umaga!

TR: If there is one man in this company that I fear, it is Umaga. this man is a monster.

BM: If there is one man on the earth I fear, it's Umaga.

TR: Good point.

*Chris Master's music plays*

MB: And his opponent, Chris Masters!

BM: Where is Chris Masters?

F: What did you see? Did you see who did this?

SS: Man, I just came in here to lift and saw him knocked unconscious.

TR: Oh my goodness! Chris Masters has been knocked out cold.

BM: Wait a second... Is that?

TR: Samoa Joe!

TR: The man that Umaga took out of commission for several months after causing some internal bleeding with a Samoan Spike is back!

BM: And he's putting a hurting on The Samoan Bulldozer!

TR: Samoa Joe drives his shoulder into Umaga's gut.

TR: Jimmy Hart is losing his mind outside of the ring.

BM: That's because his cash cow is getting the beating of his life.

TR: Joe charges toward The Samoan Bulldozer again.

BM: And runs his boot across Umaga's face like a door mat!

TR: What a brutal face wash from Samoa Joe!

TR: Now Umaga is getting the hell out of the ring.

BM: And heading for higher ground.

TR: Not a bad idea. You live to fight another day.

*Explosion*

BM: What the_?! A wall of flames is blocking Hart and Umaga from leaving the arena!

TR: It's Kane! Kane is here!

BM: He's got that big gloved hand wrapped around Umaga's throat!

TR: And he's dragging him to the top of the stage! Umaga is in big trouble here.

BM: Rocky, Kane is eyeing us. We might want to get out of the way!

BM: Oh my goodness! Chokeslam!

BM: Kane just chokeslammed Umaga from the stage through our announce!

TR: That table just exploded on impact!

BM: Umaga is motionless. He has not moved a muscle since his body smacked against our now decimated table.

TR: And all the while, Samoa Joe was looking on. He doesn't seem too pleased though.

 

BM: I think Joe wanted to be the one to cause the Samoan Bulldozer all that pain.

TR: Well, Kane beat him to the punch in a big way.

BM: I can't believe what just transpired here. You never know what is going to happen when you tune into C2W Crush.

[C2W]

BM: There he goes, the 5 time WCW Champion, Booker T!


KA: Hey Booker, I just wanted to say thanks for agreeing to be my partner tonight. We haven't exactly had the best relationship, but I wanted to partner up with someone who knows Sting's every move. And I figured, who better than you.


KA: I don't know why that glorified clown is back, but I have a bad feeling it's for the wrong reasons. That's why I tried to put a stop to his C2W career before it even began.

BT: Look Kurt, you don't have to explain anything to me. There's no love lost between Sting and me. I'm here to wrestle. Any time, any place.


KA: So you've got my back tonight?


BT: I got your back, brotha. 

[C2W]

BM: Well it looks like Angle and Booker are playing nicer than Samoa Joe, Kane, and Umaga were just playing, Rocky.

TR: I've seen less conflict in Syria, Musburger. But there is certainly no love lost between the competitors in our main event either!

BM: Sting and his partner, "Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner, will go head to head with Kurt Angle and his partner, the 5 time World Champion, Booker T.

TR: It's going to be one hell of a contest. There is a lot of bad blood between Kurt Angle and Sting. The last time we saw these two in the ring together, Angle ambushed The Icon from behind and beat him to a pulp.

BM: But this time, there will be no surprises. It's going to be a fair fight. Let's send it over to Michael Buffer who will introduce the competitors in this contest.

MB: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a tag team match and is our main event! Introducing first...

*Sting's music plays*

MB: He is The Icon, Sting! *crowd cheers*

BM: The applause for Sting is deafening. I can't hear myself think.

TR: And I can't hear you talk. So, that's a plus.

BM: Thanks a lot, Rocky. I feel the love. 

Scott Steiner's music plays*

MB: And his partner, Big Poppa Pump, Scott Steiner!

TR: Would you look at the arms on Scott Steiner!

BM: They don;t call him Big Poppa Pump for no reason. That man must live in the gym.

TR: From the looks of it, Scott Steiner and Sting are on the same page tonight.

*Booker T's music plays*

MB: And the opponent, the 5 time World Champion, Booker T!

MB: Booker T knows both of these men very well and has competed against them many times.

TR: I think that's why Angle chose Booker as a partner. Smart choice.

*Kurt Angle's music plays*

CROWD: You suck! You suck! You suck!

MB: And his partner, the Olympic gold medalist, Kurt Angle! *crowd boos*

TR:This crowd is letting Angle know how they really feel about him.

BM: Kurt Angle is getting showered with hate because of his sneak attack on Sting not too long ago.

TR: It's still unclear why exactly Angle ambushed Sting, but it has something to do with Angle's fear that Sting has ulterior motives for joining the C2W roster.

*bell rings*

BM: Booker and Sting start this match off and lock up in the center of the ring.

TR: Sting quickly gains control with a tight headlock.

TR: But Booker powers out just like that.

BM: Sting goes up and over.

BM: Booker quickly hops back to his feet...

BM: And delivers a huge kick to the jaw!

TR: Down goes Sting! That's one thing about Booker: You gotta watch his feet.

BM: Booker T is not letting up. He is striking while the iron is hot.

TR: Now Sting is locked in a headlock.

BM: But The Icon is powering out!

BM: Booker T goes up and over.

TR: Great athleticism from Booker.

BM: Sting retaliates with an elbow to the face.

BM: Sting has Booker on the ropes literally and figuratively.

TR: Booker reverses the Irish whip.

BM: Fast paced action thus far.

TR: Sting comes through with a flying clothesline!

BM: Both men are down on the canvas.

TR: Sting, maybe still reeling from that big kick from Booker, is slowly making his way to the corner.

BM: But Booker quickly rolls over and makes the tag.

TR: Angle stops Sting from getting to Steiner.

BM: He's got the Ankle Lock locked in!

TR: Are we going to see The Icon tap here tonight?

BM: Maybe not, Sting is working his way to his feet.

TR: He's got to find a way to break that hold. Angle is really working that ankle.

BM: Enziguri! Sting connects with an enziguri!

TR: And down goes Angle! Sting still has some tricks up his sleeve.

BM: Sting makes the tag to his partner, Scott Steiner, the fresh man.

TR: Steiner coming in like a bat out of hell.

TR: Big clothesline with that ham he calls a bicep.

BM: Steiner is pumped up!

TR: You had to have meant that pun.

BM: I swear I didn't... Steiner is charging again.

TR: Angle catches him...

TR: And delivers a huge German suplex!

BM: And just like that, Angle regains control of this match-up for himself and his team.

TR: Angle tags Booker back into the ring.

BM: Booker now lifting a dazed Steiner off the canvas.

TR: Steiner fights back with a knee to the abdomen. 

BM: That will knock the wind right out of you.

TR: Look at Steiner's strength! He's got Booker T high above his head.

BM: And he tosses Booker right into Angle!

BM: Angle got knocked off the apron and Booker is shaken up in the corner.

TR: Steiner makes a tag to Sting.

BM: Here comes the Stinger.

TR: With the Stinger...

TR: SPLASH!

BM: Booker stumbles out of the corner. I don;t think he has any idea where he is.

TR: Uh oh, Booker is getting setup for the Scorpion Death Drop!

BM: And he connects!

TR: Booker's body folded in half. Did you see that?!

BM: Oh, I saw that for sure. Sting goes for the cover.

R: 1...2...3! *bell rings*

*Sting's music plays*

TR: That's all she wrote.

MB: Here are your winners by pinfall, Sting and Scott Steiner!

BM: Sting and Steiner walk away with one in the W column.

TR: Angle is back in the ring and he just attacked Steiner from behind.

BM: This is becoming a trend for Angle.

TR: Watch out Sting!

BM: Angle Slam!

BM: Angle hits Sting with the Angle Slam! He almost drove his body through the canvas.

TR: And for the second time in a row, Angle is standing over a broken Sting.

BM: How will Sting retaliate? And why in the world is Angle so hellbent on destroying The Icon?

TR: We're going to have to wait until next time to find out because that's all the time we've got. Thank you for tuning in, C2W fans.

BM: Good night and see you next time on C2W Crush!