TR: Well, would you look at that. That is one collection of weapons.
BM: Ringside looks like a serial killer's dream. I can assure you, this following match is going to be brutal.
*bell rings*
MB: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is Mick Foley's hardcore open!
*crowd cheers*
MB: Anyone is eligible to compete in this match. Competitors may enter at any time and falls count anywhere within the confines of ringside. There is no count out and NO DISQUALIFICATION. The last man standing will be declared the winner.
BM: Barbed wire, kendo sticks, steel chairs. This is sure to be gruesome.
TR: And these blood thirsty fans are going to love every second of it.
BM: The action is sure to spill outside of the ring, so we have multiple referees including senior official, Earl Hebner.
TR: Like Michael Buffer said, falls count anywhere. We're going to need all of the officials we can get. I'm sure a lot of these men are going to need medical attention as well.
*Rey Mysterio's music plays*
Michael Buffer: Rey Mysterio!
TR: It looks like the biggest little man, Rey Mysterio, is going to kick this hardcore open off.
BM: That is might brave of Rey. The sooner you enter the match, the lower your chances are of winning.
*Sabu's music plays*
MB: Sabu!
BM: This man is an animal. He carried out a vicious assault on Mick Foley on the latest episode of Crush, which is why Mick could not be here tonight to compete.
TR: Sabu deprived these fans of a potentially classic moment. Foley would have been a sight to see tonight. This is his environment. These are the kind of matches that made him famous.
*?'s music plays*
TR: This music sounds very familiar.
BM: I think it's... it's...
MB: Edge!
BM: Oh my goodness! It's the rated R Superstar, Edge. He is no stranger to hardcore matches.
TR: Yeah, he went one on one with Mick Foley at Wrestlemania in one of the most brutal hardcore matches I've ever seen.
BM: Sabu gets an early start and pounces on Edge.
TR: Smart move by Sabu. Strike early and often.
BM: Mysterio finds an opening.
BM: And he whips Sabu into the corner.
TR: Nice dropkick by Rey Mysterio.
BM: Watch out Rey!
TR: Spear!
BM: That could be all she wrote for Rey Mysterio.
TR: That's what hardcore matches are all about: finding an opportunity and taking advantage of it.
BM: Edge damn near speared rey out of his boots.
TR: Sabu chucks that steel chair at Edge's head.
BM: There was so much force behind that chair shot. Edge might be out for a while.
TR: We're only a few minutes into this match and there are already bodies strewn across the canvas.
*?'s music plays*
BM: Someone else is entering the hardcore open.
TR: That's Shane McMahon!
BM: The son of the owner of Crown Championship Wrestling has entered himself in the hardcore open!
TR: Shane is in the ring with a killing machine. How dumb can this kid get?
BM: Shane seems to be negotiating something with Sabu.
BM: Shane McMahon is gesturing toward the top turnbuckle. He wants nothing to do with Sabu. He just wants some hang time.
TR: Sabu just gave Shane O'Mac a pass. Why hurt a guy when he has plans to hurt himself. Shane is high up on that top rope and Edge is looking mighty vulnerable.
BM: Oh my goodness!
BM: Shane just soared across the ring and dropkick a steel chair right into Edges face.
Crowd: Holy shit! Holy shit!
TR: These fans re losing it. They are loving every second of this match and so am I. These men are putting their bodies on the line tonight.
*Tommy Dreamer's music plays*
BM: It's Tommy Dreamer! Tommy Dreamer is an ECW and hardcore legend. He has earned the title of The Innovator of Violence and rightfully so.
TR: Tommy Dreamer is a tough individual and he is definitely going to bring some brutality to this match.
BM: Incoming!
BM: Sabu comes crashing down on Tommy Dreamer.
TR: Within seconds of entering the match, Dreamer is feeling the pain.
BM: Sabu is clearing off that table.
TR: Things aren't looking up for Dreamer.
BM: Sabu, however, is going up. He's climbing the entrance structure.
TR: This man really is suicidal.
BM: Sabu is looking down on Tommy Dreamer from about 10 feet up.
TR: The idiot jumped!
BM: Dreamer rolled out of the way and Sabu went crashing through the table!
TR: And on the inside of the ring, Shane gets speared!
BM: There is action all over this arena. It's hard to keep up.
TR: Well, if you look inside the ring, Edge is covering Shane McMahon after that devastating spear.
BM: And Shane is out of this thing.
TR: Would you just look at the carnage? This looks like one of Mick Foley's wet dreams.
BM: Tommy dreamer rocks Edge with a chair shot!
TR: And look out from above!
BM: As if that flying punch was not enough, Rey had a steel chain wrapped around his knuckles.
TR: And Tommy drives Edge into that propped up steel chair!
BM: Edge is on the receiving end of a brutal hardcore onslaught.
TR: Rey strikes Dreamer with that chain.
BM: That punch may have knocked Dreamer out cold.
*?'s music plays*
BM: It looks like another competitor is entering this hardcore open.
TR: That music sounds familiar. I just can't put my finger on it.
BM: Look in the crowd, Rocky! It's The Sandman!
TR: This guy is an absolute lunatic. He is the only wrestler I know that causes injury to himself before he enters the ring.
BM: Yeah, he's already cut open from that beer can.
TR: sandman is entering the ring, where the tables have turned. Dreamer is punishing Rey Mysterio in the corner.
BM: Oh!, Sandman connects with that kendo stick.
TR: Sandman just dodged that spear.
BM: Unfortunately enough for Rey Mysterio.
TR: Russian leg sweep with the kendo stick! Sandman's patented move.
BM: The Sandman just dumped Edge like yesterday's trash.
TR: Dreamer catches Sandman off guard and delivers a DDT onto a steel chair!
SD: 1...2...3!
BM: Sandman is out of here.
TR: Dreamer eliminates The Sandman and turns his attention to Rey Mysterio.
BM: Rey ducks Dreamer's right hand.
BM: Dropkick!
TR: This whole arena knows what Rey is setting up for.
BM: Yes, he's dialing up the 6...
BM: 1!
BM: 9!
TR: Rey hits Dreamer with the 619!
BM: Seated sen_
TR: Powerbomb from Tommy Dreamer!
EH: 1...2...3!
BM: Rey Mysterio has been eliminated from the hardcore open.
TR: And on the outside, Sabu hurls a steel chair at Edge's skull!
SD: 1...2...3!
BM: Edge has also been eliminated.
TR: As of right now, Tommy Dreamer and Sabu are the only two men left in this hardcore open.
BM: Sabu slides into the ring...
BM: and is greeted with a right hand from Dreamer.
TR: Sabu fights back with a kick to the gut.
BM: Springboard legdrop!
*Mick Foley's music plays*
TR: Uh oh, would you look at Sabu's face? He looks like he just saw a ghost.
BM: Ladies and gentlemen, Mick Foley has just entered this hardcore open!
TR: We weren't sure if Foley was going to be physically capable of competing, but here he is!
BM: Mick Foley dodges a chair shot...
BM: and connects with that unforgiving barbed wire bat.
TR: Sabu is busted open! This is Foley's payback.
BM: Foley isn't done just yet. He is going to make Sabu suffer.
BM: Oh my goodness, he is running that barbed wire bat back and forth across Sabu's forehead.
TR: Sabu looks like something out of a slasher film. He is losing a lot of blood.
*crowd cheers*
BM: And this crowd is loving every second of it.
TR: Sabu is making a run for it.
BM: And Mick Foley is close behind.
MB: Both Mick Foley and Sabu are disqualified because they are no longer within the confines of ringside.
TR: Does that mean Tommy Dreamer is the winner?
*The Dudley's music plays*
BM: You spoke too soon, Rocky. It looks like the Dudley's are the newest entries in this hardcore open.
TR: Tommy Dreamer is being circled by a pack of hungry wolves.
BM: And those wolves are on the hunt. They are beating the hell out of Dreamer.
TR: Spike Dudley, the runt of the litter is bring Dreamer to his feet.
BM: Dudley Dog!
BM: The Dudley's are dissecting Tommy Dreamer. This is fun for them.
BD: Devon! GET THE TABLES!
TR: Devon is getting the hardware.
BM: The Dudley's are picking Tommy Dreamer apart and things are only about to get worse for the Innovator of Violence.
TR: Oh no, Bubba Dudley has a match.
BM: The table is up in flames!
TR: 3D!
MB: And the winners of the hardcore open are The Dudley's!
BM: We need the paramedics out here. Tommy Dreamer was just driven through a table engulfed in flames. The Dudley's just made a huge statement.
TR: They sure did_ Hold on, I'm getting word that our camera crew is capturing some action in the backstage area.
MF: You can't run forever, Sabu!
S: Wait, Foley! Don't do this. You don't want to do this!
MF: You don't know me very well, Sa_
BM: Oh my goodness! Mick Foley's head just smacked against that concrete.
S: Let him live, Taz. We'll finish him off later.